Short for weblog.

• A meandering, blatantly uninteresting online diary that gives the author the illusion that people are interested in their stupid, pathetic life. Consists of such riveting entries as “homework sucks” and “I slept until noon today.”

• an online diary into which emo kids whine about their “horrible” lives.

Emo kid: My life sucks. I hate my parents. First they made me clean my room, and then they wouldn’t let me watch TV until I did my homework! I’m going to crank about them in my blog.

I’m only joking, this is just a record I don’t expect anyone to read.